I was watching an awards show. Two 80’s stars were performing. I can’t remember the first one, but then Paula Abdul came up. She looked pretty bad. I kept mistaking her for Cyndi Lauper. She started singing, and then stopped to drink some water. And some guy sang. Then she tried again, but her voice cut completely out. She started crying, and couldn’t finish. Then her voice was completely gone. She was trying to ask for another chance and was whispering to the host’s ear, but even that was completely silent. The host said something about queludes as she walked away.